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Banana Ripeness Scale Shower Curtain Gift: Witty Aging Chart for Smart Homes
  • Banana Ripeness Scale Shower Curtain Gift: Witty Aging Chart for Smart Homes
  • Banana Ripeness Scale Shower Curtain Gift: Witty Aging Chart for Smart Homes
  • Banana Ripeness Scale Shower Curtain Gift: Witty Aging Chart for Smart Homes
  • Banana Ripeness Scale Shower Curtain Gift: Witty Aging Chart for Smart Homes
Banana Ripeness Scale Shower Curtain Gift: Witty Aging Chart for Smart Homes
$62.00

A curated piece of intelligent graphic art that delivers daily amusement and a witty statement about the passage of time.

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Our Expert Take

We specifically curated this item for its mastery of graphic observation and dry humor. The horizontal, sequential arrangement of the bananas creates a visually striking and instantly understandable scientific Pop Art aesthetic. Our curators confirm the color blocking accuracy is superb, ensuring the subtle shifts from green to yellow and brown maintain their visual integrity, which is essential for the high-impact, thematic motif.

Every piece we curate tells a story of wit, transformation, and unexpected delight. Choosing this unique item speaks volumes about your sharp sense of humor and desire for spaces that bring unexpected joy. This hilarious gift is certain to bring instant amusement and create unique, memorable moments every time the recipient or their guests enters the room. The perfect blend of audacious visual fun and practical function makes this an ideal choice for anyone looking to give something truly memorable and unconventional.
A piece that delivers maximum amusement with minimum effort.

The Science of Breakfast.

This bold graphic shower curtain, featuring a witty chart illustrating the stages of banana ripeness, is the perfect curated gag gift to infuse any bathroom with clever humor and unconventional personality.

Product Details & Guide

The Curator's Story
Start your day with a smile and a fascinating lesson in botany with this witty Banana Ripeness Scale Curtain. This piece is a true investment in playful transparency and quirky intelligence, transforming a standard bathroom into a visually engaging point of scientific humor. The clear, minimalist illustration of the aging process provides an immediate, amusing focal point that’s both educational and incredibly fun. Our curators selected this design for its exceptional ability to introduce witty graphic humor and sophisticated novelty into functional living. It's built for longevity and confidence, printed on quick-drying polyester that ensures the crisp colors and clean lines remain sharp, providing a thoughtful and long-lasting gift.
Gift Reason

This makes an ideal gift for scientists, cooks, roommates, or anyone with a dry, observational sense of humor. It offers an unexpected, high-impact style transformation that infuses a space with unforgettable personality and witty charm.
Key Technical Specs

Elevate the everyday: This piece is the perfect gift for someone who deserves a stylish home upgrade, instantly transforming their bathroom into a custom sanctuary. This unique look is built to last with 100% durable polyester that stays vibrant and dries fast.

Key Technical Specifications:

12 reinforced buttonholes for easy, hassle-free, secure hanging.

One-sided design that is sleek, bold, and photography-ready.

Pre-sized for simple setup—no measuring guesswork required.

Minimal size variance (+/- 2") ensures a super giftable fit for most spaces.

Dimensions: 71" × 74" (Width × Height).
Care & Longevity Guide

Designed for a life of joy and zero stress. We want your curtain to look fresh and fabulous for years! Taking care of this artistic piece is simple:

Gently machine wash in cold water with your similar colors. When drying, please tumble dry on a low heat setting, or simply let it air-dry. That's it!

(A curator's tip: Skip the bleach and dry cleaning—this ensures the vibrant art stays sharp and colors remain true for years to come!)
Shipping & Returns

Because every gift should be as unique as the recipient, your shower curtain is personally printed only after you order it. We immediately begin crafting your piece to ensure the highest quality!

Your custom creation typically requires three thoughtful business days for processing, but please note this can shift slightly based on seasonal demand. Once fulfilled, your gift will race to its destination, generally arriving within 2–5 business days via standard U.S. shipping.

Returns and exchanges are always possible, depending on the item's condition and our policies. You can view our dedicated Shipping & Returns section for all the details.

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